A new look to the club which defies the critics and lives on the bet another day.
about us
The McPunt Club is a world leading punters club with nearly a dozen of the best blokes in the eden-monaro district.
Individually we all shared the same dream of wagering funds on events that had various chances of occuring.
Rather than continue this separately, we decided to form the McPuntCLub.
our history
Gold Coast Extravaganza - who could forget the memorabe trip to the "Las Vegas" of Australia....the toilets on level 22 of Holiday Apartments certainly didn't!
A trip to Melbourne to see the Formula One and delight the fans with some record times at the local go-kart speedway!
This was around the commencement of the club, but most of us can't remember that or what happened!
Membership
Occassionally we let someone new into the club
If you think you might have what it takes to carry a tray of drinks, drink from a box or have your bicep stepped on by the stiletto of an overweight "lady" you could be the next intern. The qualities you need are:
- A sharp tongue, but respectful of your own humility
- Pull of a better than 5% return on your betting
- Strong enough to carry 9 check-in bags including your own during probabtion
- You're not called Bangers or Woody or anything that sounds like a dick
- Your wife/girlfriend has given up on trying to get you to stay at home and watch the Notebook
- Your wallet is bigger than your mouth
Well then you could be a lucky new member, providing your application is good enough to get you to the hazing test!
meet our team
Inga North
Not on our team...but we do need some skimpy wait staff. Please contact us Inga!
Tom Nelson
Not sure who this George Clooney is, but most of us look better. That is in our humble opinions.
Ivana Wong
Clearly we are not racist if we have a hot half asian photo up....also contact us please Ivana!
Richard Cox
Please read the Membership column above Richard...and what it says about dick names!
advantages
- Money
- Beer
- Travel
- Gambling
purposes
The McPuntClub have not discussed purpose in detail.
However, following is a cobbled together list of puposes of the club, in order to appear somewhat legitimate and meaningful:
- Bet on Sports events (or whatever is listed on Sportsbet)
- Make more money than we started with
- With that money save up for trips for regular events
- Possibly go on a big trip once in a while
- Purchase beer
- Eventually get to Las Vegas so the Ferrari's regret leaving
- Meditate and internally reflect on our lives
- Donate to a charity - who are not affiliated with the club
testimonial
Edna Barton,
"I am a woman and I love the McPuntClub so much that I just want to get a group of girlfriends together and dance naked!"
Regular Client